"His first stop is Cindy Lou’s house and robs the entire house of decorations and presents. He has a run in with the little girl again as he tries to steal the tree, but he manages to fool her into thinking he is Santa Claus and that he is simply taking the tree back to his workshop to fix a light on it. People are extremely gullible."

"It's Christmas time in Los Angeles, but precious few people are around to celebrate after a mysterious comet does a close fly-by and turns most of the animal life on the planet - us included - into calcium dust."

"Apparently Gabe's goal of debunking all things Christmas had left his marriage a bit of a wreck. That would explain why his wife, Noel Snow, was at home trying to bang Kevin, the mall Santa. But things weren't going so well for Noel and Kevin. It seems there was a gnarled, angry, leather-clad, neck-biting elf stalking them."

"The Gremlins are an embodiment of all human excesss, taken to the extreme. They guzzla alcohol, they smoke multiple cigarettes at a time, they eat gluttonously....While they murder fairly indiscriminently, many of their murders take the form of practical jokes knowingly taken too far."

"The mouse, who's never officially given a name other than Father Mouse, tells us that he and the boss have big issues before midnight. Yes, he called Trundle "boss" because Trundle apparently has him on the payroll."